Removal & population control
Targeted removal for active iguanas around roofs, pools, docks, seawalls, gardens, and common areas.
South Florida iguana control
Want to taste
my flowers?
Meet Kristen: South Florida flower lover, expert marksman, and the worst possible woman for a hungry iguana to flirt with.
- Local response
- Expert marksman
- Zero sympathy for flower thieves
Burrows. Pool mess. Destroyed landscaping. Droppings. Seawall damage.
We handle the ugly part.
KristenOwner & marksman
Meet the owner
She loved her flowers.
The iguanas started it.
Kristen never planned on becoming South Florida’s iguana-removal woman. Then the little bastards discovered her garden and treated it like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
She refused to surrender the flowerbeds. Kristen studied their habits, put in the practice, became an expert marksman, and now swiftly eliminates nuisance iguanas with her pellet gun on authorized private property using lawful, humane methods.
Kristen is so beautiful that even the iguanas seem attracted to her. They come closer. They admire the flowers. They make a terrible final decision.
“They come for the flowers. I murder the fuck out of them.”
— Kristen
What we do
Get the iguanas off your property—and keep the pressure down.
Every property is different. We start with the actual problem, explain the options, and recommend the most sensible next step.
Property assessment
We identify activity zones, burrows, access points, feeding areas, and the conditions that keep bringing them back.
Prevention recommendations
Practical guidance for landscaping, barriers, food sources, and maintenance—without selling you nonsense you do not need.
Simple process
No runaround.
Just a clear plan.
Tell us what is happening and where. Photos help. We will review the situation, explain the likely options, and confirm pricing before work begins.
Start with a free quote- 1
Show us the problem
Send your location, a short description, and any useful photos.
- 2
Get a clear recommendation
We will explain the practical removal or control options for your property.
- 3
Schedule service
Choose a time and get the work handled with minimal disruption.
Local service
Built for South Florida’s iguana problem.
Serving properties in and around:
- Boynton Beach
- Delray Beach
- Boca Raton
- Deerfield Beach
- Pompano Beach
- Communities in between
Outside these areas? Send the address anyway and we will tell you straight.
Straight answers
Before you ask...
Are green iguanas protected in Florida?
Green iguanas are a prohibited nonnative species in Florida. Removal on private property requires landowner permission, and any killing must be humane and use lawful methods. Rules differ when animals are possessed alive or transported.
What kinds of properties do you service?
Residential yards, waterfront homes, pools, docks, commercial properties, HOAs, and community common areas throughout our service area.
Can you guarantee they will never come back?
No honest company can promise that with free-roaming wildlife. We focus on reducing current activity and identifying practical ways to make the property less attractive.
How quickly can you come out?
Availability depends on your location and the size of the problem. Send the quote form and we will respond with the next available option.
Free quote
Tell us where the little bastards are.
Give us the basics. Photos and exact access details can be shared after we reply.
Helpful details
City • Number of iguanas • Burrows or damage • Pool, dock, roof, or yard